About Such A Teez

About Such-A-Teez

Whether gift-giving or self-gifting, SAT is your go-to for wearable and giftable facetious wit. If you’re into things like original stand-out designs with a dash of demento that only the delightfully twisted can appreciate, you’re in the right spot!

Every piece is high quality and made to order in the USA whenever possible. Learn more about the process here.

LIVE!
LAUGH!...
BALL YOURSELF INTO FETAL POSITION!

WHO NEEDS TEEZ IN THEIR LIFE?

You’re questing for quality apparel that speaks to you…or maybe even for you. A small yet mighty reflection of your prismatic personality that brings a smile to your face — or a stranger’s — even on the shittiest of days.

You crave originality garnished with dark humor. You value mom-and-pop-shop work ethics + unparalleled quality with a Rosie the Riveter I CAN DO THIS! attitude 💪🏼.

ABOUT THE FOUNDER

Jase Ann here 👋 Such-A-Teez is the lovechild of my continuing desire to be my own boss and an unchecked impulse to spread a little humor wherever I can. Having run a successful massage therapy business for the last 25 years, it was time for me to slow down yet remain independent and productive. I also needed the flexibility to work from home so I could care for my autistic adult son.

SAT reflects a somewhat warped and distorted sense of humor only the like-minded can appreciate. All designs are spawned from the deep recesses of my dark mind and the everyday people and events in my orbit ;)

It is with the utmost appreciation and gratitude that you support my little shop of laughter. Without it, I might resort to giving handys at the end of a massage just to make rent. That’s right, folks —with each SAT purchase, you're keeping me from a life of crime.

When I’m not slinging shirts, I’m binging Gordon Ramsay shows, quoting Michael Keaton movies and dancing to classic rock in my kitchen 🤘🏼

Many thanks,

Jase Ann