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'Too Fat to Kidnap' Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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"I Only Stay Fat So No One Will Kidnap Me"
Look, someone has to eat the pizza,
and the tacos.
And the beef wellington with crispy potato rosti,
smashed brussell sprouts with crunchy onion rings,
and zucchini fritters.
Might as well be you.
Cotton blended with polyester.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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